• Fan: What's a secret about you that no one else knows?
• Ed Sheeran: I had a really, really, really bad stutter when I was little. I had a birthmark on my eye and they had to laser it off and they didn't use anesthetics so it like messed up with my nervous system and stuff. I had a really heavy stutter so I'd be talking like this- and I've still got like hints of it but- erm I'd be talking like this and literally not be able to get words out. PLUS I had quite bad eye sight so I had big, blue NHS specs. PLUS I was ginger. PLUS I didn't have a growth spurt until quite late on so I was very small. So from the age of 6 to about 11- OH and I erm had a perforated eardrum so I had to wear this weird kinda hat.
• Radio Station Interviewer: How did you become a musician?!
• Ed Sheeran: Well this is the thing, this is what I wondered. From the age of 6 to 11 no one would want to hang with that kind of kid.. that was weird.
• Ed Sheeran: So I think God looked down and said I think you need some help getting laid. Here's a guitar.

danisnotonfire:

hey guys! i’m gonna do my liveshow another night as i’m so jetlagged come back from the usa, i’ve literally spent the last 4 hours like this: 

i don’t think i have a nose anymore??

(via theironyofchockingonjalexfeels)

miucciapet:

i’m in a love triangle with me myself and i

(via juliahemmings)

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

(via sexycal)

phanoftheheart:

thelionandthellama:

howellester:

reminder that dan was only 14 when phil started making videos

14 and

so scene

trying to get phil’s attention

i can’t even handle this site anymore

(via hopenotfears)

• plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.

backyardskills:

I swear Fall Out Boy lyrics are just a bunch of disjointed profound sounding phrases lumped together at random until they fit a melody. 

(via supermassivemuseblog)